Two and Half Hours of Sleep SHOWER I go in the bathroom. My bathroom. The place where the toilet and the sink are. I go in there. Turn on the shower, water comes out. Took my pajamas off, went in shower, touched face. Oh fuck, I haven't shaved, oh fuck. Turn water off. Get out. Wet I'm wet all over dry myself off Shave face. Noah, do not cut yourself the high school students will make fun you. They will make you into a joke. You are a joke. A joke that subs. You aren't even a racist joke. Ironic joke. But gag slapstick joke man that shaves before he substitutes. Shower for real this time. <                 Home                 >